ivyblossom:

Obvious, but: this is especially poignant because they weren’t on speaking terms at the time. I mean John prettied himself up and had been on his way back to Sherlock when he was abducted, but I don’t think Sherlock knew about that. The last words John said to him before this moment appear to have been “Fuck off.” And Sherlock accepted that.

You may not want me in your life anymore, John Watson, but there’s no way I’m going to let you die.

(Source: drakaarys, via yellow-moonshadow21)

kirschtein-be-bitchin:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

dragon-in-a-fez:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise

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wait

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what

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there’s a list???

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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in conclusion god is an asshole

for comparison:

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okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so

wait

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damn.

god gambles with your souls pass it on

This week on “I Didn’t Know I Was a Satanist”

(via passionisaplagiarism)

fyeahlilbitoeverything:

 #i imagine this would turn mundane tasks into sweet skeleton victories
everyonedies:

dictatorboy:

My saint bernard lets the outside cats sleep with him

ARE YOU SERIOUS

everyonedies:

dictatorboy:

My saint bernard lets the outside cats sleep with him

ARE YOU SERIOUS

(Source: protoni, via eleveninches)

4amhauntings:

Listeners, this just in: Dean Winchester, you know, the mechanic who works in the car lot near Old Woman Josie’s house? Well, he says that the angels (which we all know don’t exist) revealed themselves to him last night; said one of them had blue eyes, wore a dirty trench coat and helped him replace the tire on a ‘67 Chevy Impala. Apparently, other angels were there too, but they were (and I’m quoting here) “dicks.”
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Night vale/SPN crossover! I’ve been wanting to do this since I listened to the first episode. 

4amhauntings:

Listeners, this just in: Dean Winchester, you know, the mechanic who works in the car lot near Old Woman Josie’s house? Well, he says that the angels (which we all know don’t exist) revealed themselves to him last night; said one of them had blue eyes, wore a dirty trench coat and helped him replace the tire on a ‘67 Chevy Impala. Apparently, other angels were there too, but they were (and I’m quoting here) “dicks.”

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Night vale/SPN crossover! I’ve been wanting to do this since I listened to the first episode. 

(Source: stardustmote, via nine-worlds-geekfest)

aleeravermillion:

So it’s 100% officialLooks like we may be getting other romance news soon as well

Aw. Sad times.

aleeravermillion:

So it’s 100% official

Looks like we may be getting other romance news soon as well

Aw. Sad times.

kakaphoe:

jellybeanzombie:

Soft bat, warm bat, little ball of glee. Happy bat, sleepy bat, kree kree kree.

Bat therapy.

kakaphoe:

jellybeanzombie:

Soft bat, warm bat, little ball of glee. Happy bat, sleepy bat, kree kree kree.

Bat therapy.

(via spindizzily)

When I was a student at Cambridge I remember an anthropology professor holding up a picture of a bone with 28 incisions carved in it. “This is often considered to be man’s first attempt at a calendar” she explained. She paused as we dutifully wrote this down. ‘My question to you is this – what man needs to mark 28 days? I would suggest to you that this is woman’s first attempt at a calendar.’

It was a moment that changed my life. In that second I stopped to question almost everything I had been taught about the past. How often had I overlooked women’s contributions?

malefactum:

Do I call the FBI cause I think I found Hannibal Lecter pretending to be a mannequin

malefactum:

Do I call the FBI cause I think I found Hannibal Lecter pretending to be a mannequin

(via kobayashimarooned)